Monkey in the Middle

It's just a game, right?

I'm in the middle, torn between two, but...
This game of Monkey in the Middle doesn't have a ball I have to catch.
So what's really the objective?
I don't know.
I'm confused, things drastically changed in a matter of seconds.
I can't even tell you what's happening.
But I want to.
All I know is this is just a big game, a big game of Monkey in the Middle.
And I'm in the middle this time.
Good things and weird things are happening to me. And some downright bad things.
But mostly happy things.
Woah.